Senior creative ace. Creates things that make farmers do things. Along with Scott, possesses an unequalled understanding of agriculture. Unlike Scott, cares more about good bourbon than good margaritas. Has explored Kentucky’s Bourbon Trail like a Boy Scout getting an orienteering merit badge. Makes a pretzel so good that people have been known to betray loved ones, deceive those closest to them and consider unspeakable acts of treachery just to get them. His pretzels are THAT amazing.